So I was doing a little spring cleaning this morning and discovered this guy. He's one of a set of 3, the others being Righty and Libearty. I have a strong suspicion that Libearty is really a deep state Russian agent, sent here as part of the master plan to subvert our economy and way of life. I couldn't find Righty. He might be hiding somewhere. No way could I live with him, anyway. You think donkey poop is bad, ever try cleaning up after an elephant?