Gurriel Homers

It's up to this man now. Only he can save the world from the machinations of the evil dictator Kim Jong-Un. His hair is perfect. When he meets Mr. Un, he should offer some cheetos as a gesture of good will. I suggest he bring along Dennis Rodman. Dennis has a wealth of prior experience and sagacious wisdom to bestow upon both these men, and can provide an encouraging knee where appropriate. The fate of mankind hangs in the balance.