Pope tRump
How could I possibly lose out to some no name cleric from the 2nd City? Who ever heard of that guy? He can't hold a candle to me, the Prince of Lightness, the savoir
of mankind and the most perfect human being that ever lived. It's statistically impossible. Clearly, the election was stolen. This indignity must be corrected for the benefit of mankind
and god fearing people worldwide.
To address this mortal sin, I've anointed Elon Musk as the head of my new Department of Papal Efficiency, hereinafter referred to as DOPE. I will sign the Executive Order ordaining Mr. Musk as soon as it hits my pulpit. Now that Mr. Musk has successfully saved the US government trillions of dollars, he can now address this much bigger problem.
DEI and wokeism are out. I've authorized Mr. Musk to root out and eliminate compassion, charity and love wherever it may be found, and replace it with all the vileness and cruelty we're capable of dishing out to every one of our adversaries, and we've got plenty of 'em.
To fund this noble endeavor, we call upon everyone to purchase as many $tRump meme crypto coins as you possibly can.
To address this mortal sin, I've anointed Elon Musk as the head of my new Department of Papal Efficiency, hereinafter referred to as DOPE. I will sign the Executive Order ordaining Mr. Musk as soon as it hits my pulpit. Now that Mr. Musk has successfully saved the US government trillions of dollars, he can now address this much bigger problem.
DEI and wokeism are out. I've authorized Mr. Musk to root out and eliminate compassion, charity and love wherever it may be found, and replace it with all the vileness and cruelty we're capable of dishing out to every one of our adversaries, and we've got plenty of 'em.
To fund this noble endeavor, we call upon everyone to purchase as many $tRump meme crypto coins as you possibly can.