Spirit-Less Airlines - All electric fleet
Spirit, the airline everyone loved to hate. United, Delta and American have teamed up to form Spirit-Less, the revolutionary new low cost, all electric airline.
Each seat comes equipped with a pedal electric generator, the more watts you generate, the cheaper your air fare.
Imagine exercising on a Peloton while flying at 30,000 feet. Not only will our fares save you money, you'll get a great workout and lose weight, too. The more you pedal, the more you'll save. Mile per mile cheaper than any health club membership.
Spirit-Less also offers a full elliptical upgrade, allowing passengers to generate much more wattage using both their arms and legs. These premium seats are limited and are offered on a first-come/first-serve basis.
Too fat to fly? Need a seat belt extender or pay for 2 seats? We stand that idea on its head, and reward buffiness and physically fit passengers. For a limited time, as part of our pioneer Spirit-Less spirit, we will award a free ticket to anywhere we fly to the passenger who generates the most wattage on any flight.
Enroll in our buffy flier program and be eligible for appearances on our own private YouTube channel where you can be seen by millions of people and become a celebrity overnight.
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Imagine exercising on a Peloton while flying at 30,000 feet. Not only will our fares save you money, you'll get a great workout and lose weight, too. The more you pedal, the more you'll save. Mile per mile cheaper than any health club membership.
Spirit-Less also offers a full elliptical upgrade, allowing passengers to generate much more wattage using both their arms and legs. These premium seats are limited and are offered on a first-come/first-serve basis.
Too fat to fly? Need a seat belt extender or pay for 2 seats? We stand that idea on its head, and reward buffiness and physically fit passengers. For a limited time, as part of our pioneer Spirit-Less spirit, we will award a free ticket to anywhere we fly to the passenger who generates the most wattage on any flight.
Enroll in our buffy flier program and be eligible for appearances on our own private YouTube channel where you can be seen by millions of people and become a celebrity overnight.
Approved by RFK jr.