We're all very familiar with the stable genius on the left, respected worldwide, as like, a really smart guy, but the man on the right is way smarter than he is.

Now maybe LeBron could wear a more stylish pair of glasses that make him look more handsome, and maybe his facial hair doesn't quite comport with what one might expect from a NASA rocket scientist. Maybe he's trying to cultivate a Malcolm X image.

I know when I was a kid, I wanted to look like John Kennedy. How many kids today want to look like Donald Trump when they grow up? At least LeBron is doing something to help those kids instead of locking them up in concentration camps.