If you're ever lost in a forest in America, start yelling about politics. Someone will soon arrive to argue with you.

As John Kennedy might say:

You ask, Waikiki? I ask you, why not Kiki? She was way hotter than Marilyn Monroe.

Occam's can opener:

If 2 or more solutions are available to solve a given problem, always go with the one that will maximize your department's budget.

Slappy Smith    Knee Jerk Academy

Proud Boys    The Jaghauffs

Responsibility    White RINOS

Bone Spurs    Tulsa Rally     Laser Enema Spa

War of the Worlds     Grocery Shopping 2020

Hope and Change      A Morals Based Tax Policy

Banned by the NY Times SCPDY!

Never before in the history of Illinois have so many done so much for so few

Joe's home page    My favorite things    Amendment 1a

Our stable genius     Trump's newest property     Rocket Man    Dotards

Sadie Roberts-Joseph     Dumb and Smarter    Effluvium     Cliff Hanger

The Supreme Court Couture     Trumpland     Jeff Sessions    Earl Scheib

Jeff Bezos 2.0     The Karman Line     A Tesla on Mars?    Space Laundry

Dr. Feelgood    Word of the Day    Vaporware

World's Most Beautiful Women

Sittin' on the top of the can, I'll be sittin' when the evening comes.
Saw my doctor in Georgia, he said this will take the strain away.
Drank a shot of his tonic, down aroun' the Frisco Bay.
Thought I'd be back in the game, but everythin' remained the same.
I'm just sittin' on the top of the can, feeling my ga-as, roll away.
I'm just sittin' on the top of the can, wastin' time.