SpaceX's newest vehicle, the Equinox Starship model ES100-as, comes equipped with our state of the art, stellarator powered, Alcubierre injection drive that will get you to the other side of the universe and back without breaking a sweat.

Traveling faster than the speed of light? That annoying time dilation problem? Afraid of getting fried by radiation? Heh, photons literally stand still as this baby cruises along in our patented quantum gravity inverter. The very same power that drives the expansion of the universe, right there under the hood. Go anywhere, much faster than those slow pokey photons, without ever having to reset your watch or make a pit stop along the way.

Now you can safely travel to the other side of the universe and be back home for dinner that evening. Yes, you read that right.

Trips to the moon, Mars, Saturn and Jupiter? Sure, we can do those puddle jumpers before breakfast, but most of the really fun and interesting stuff is light years away and if you want to see it, our ES100 family of vehicles will get you there. Who knows, if you find something really interesting, maybe you can get it named after you. Been known to happen.

Stop by your nearest SpaceX showroom and take one up for a test spin today. Heaven and earth will move under your feet.

You can't buy love but we know you'll love our new ES100 family of starship cruisers.